Сряда, 2009, Май 27

За Екологията, Затоплянето, Зелените и Кучетата



Напоследък стана много модерно да се говори за Зелени Технологии, за опазване на околната среда, за OMG!! Голбалното Затопляне OMG!!!, за хуманно отношение към животните (това ако не е оксиморон), да си вегетарианец, веган и т.н.

Човекът се приравни към животните. Браво.

Да започнем първо с така наречената партия на "Зелените". Много ентусиазъм, много нещо. Само, че ако влязат в парламента нищо добро няма да видим. В световен мащаб Зелените партии, не са донесли нищо добро за нито едно оправление. Типично за тях е неотговорното поведение и общо взето единственото нещо от което имат представа (или поне твърдят че имат) е опазването на Околната Среда. А така силна държава не се става, още по-неприложимо е за държава като България.




Още повече, Зелените нямат никаква представа от управление, от политика или икономика. Не може да имаш толкова несъстоятелна партия и да се опиташ да влезеш в Парламента. Въпреки , че изборът често се извраща там трябва да влизат способни хора, а не такива, които само ще мрънкат за спасяването на поредната полянка.

За Глобалното Затопляне - Това е първо на първо не е феномен. И прeди в историята е имало затопляния и застудявания. Второ, конкретното "глобално" затопляне не е доказано по никакъв начин, че е причинено от човешката дейност. Трето, възможните последствия от него, сериозно се преувеличават.

Ето тук една интересна статия:

Spiegel Online
Wednesday May 09, 2007

How bad is climate change really? Are catastrophic floods and terrible droughts headed our way? Despite widespread fears of a greenhouse hell, the latest computer simulations are delivering far less dramatic predictions about tomorrow's climate.

Svante Arrhenius, the father of the greenhouse effect, would be called a heretic today. Far from issuing the sort of dire predictions about climate change which are common nowadays, the Swedish physicist dared to predict a paradise on earth for humans when he announced, in April 1896, that temperatures were rising -- and that it would be a blessing for all.

Arrhenius, who later won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry, calculated that the release of carbon dioxide -- or carbonic acid as it was then known -- through burning coal, oil and natural gas would lead to a significant rise in temperatures worldwide. But, he argued, "by the influence of the increasing percentage of carbonic acid in the atmosphere, we may hope to enjoy ages with more equable and better climates," potentially making poor harvests and famine a thing of the past.

Arrhenius was merely expressing a view that was firmly entrenched in the collective consciousness of the day: warm times are good times; cold times are bad.

During the so-called Medieval Warm Period between about 900 and 1300 A.D., for example, the Vikings raised livestock on Greenland and sailed to North America. New cities were built all across Europe, and the continent's population grew from 30 million to 80 million.

The consequences of the colder temperatures that plunged civilization into the so-called Little Ice Age for several centuries after 1300 were devastating. Summers were rainy, winters cold, and in many places temperatures were too low for grain crops to mature. Famines and epidemics raged, and average life expectancy dropped by 10 years. In Germany, thousands of villages were abandoned and entire stretches of land depopulated.

The shock produced by the cold was as deep-seated it was long-lasting. When temperatures plunged unexpectedly once again in the 1960s, many meteorologists were quick to warn people about the coming of a new ice age -- supposedly triggered by man-made air pollution. Hardly anyone at the time believed a warming trend could pose a threat.

It was not until the rise of the environmental movement in the 1980s that everything suddenly changed. From then on it was almost a foregone conclusion that global warming could only be perceived as a disaster for the earth's climate. Environmentalists, adopting a strategy typical of the Catholic Church, have been warning us about the horrors of greenhouse gas hell ever since -- painting it as a punishment for the sin of meddling with creation. What was conveniently ignored, however, is that humanity has been reshaping the planet for a very long time, first by clearing forests and plowing fields, and later by building roads, cities and factories.

In the age of climate change, it has become a popular social pastime to scour the weather forecast for omens of doom. Has it ever been as hot in April as it is this year? Is this lack of rain normal? Could all this mean that the end is nigh?

Nowadays hardly anyone dares to question the increasingly shrill warnings about our climate, as more and more people jump on the hand-wringing bandwagon. United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, for example, recently said that climate change poses at least as big a danger to the world as war. German Chancellor Angela Merkel agrees, calling developments "more than alarming," and asking: "Are we willing to accept the fact that we now have completely unprecedented weather phenomena, such as tropical nights in the Harz (Mountains) region?" The fact that tropical nights, as every meteorologist knows, are nothing new in Germany -- every summer has always had a few -- seems to have escaped her attention.

The apocalyptic mood seems to grow each time the United Nation's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) releases a new section of its climate change report. Climate hysteria appears to be more contagious than a flu epidemic. "We only have 13 years left to save the earth," screamed a recent front-page headline in the German tabloid Bild. "If mankind is unable to stop the greenhouse effect by the year 2020, it will bring about its own demise -- and a horribly tortured one at that."

Young girls sit on a pier at the beach of Lake Constance during sunset in late April in Langenargen, Germany. April was unusually warm in Germany, prompting speculation the hot weather was due to climate change.

But how bad is climate change really? Will global warming trigger plagues of Biblical proportions? Can we look forward to endless droughts and catastrophic floods?

Or will Arrhenius end up being right after all? Could rising temperatures lead to higher crop yields and more tourism in many places? In other words, is humanity actually creating new paradises?

The truth is probably somewhere between these two extremes. Climate change will undoubtedly have losers -- but it will also have winners. There will be a reshuffling of climate zones on earth. And there is something else that we can already say with certainty: The end of the world isn't coming any time soon.

Largely unnoticed by the public, climate researchers are currently embroiled in their own struggle over who owns the truth. While some have always seen themselves as environmental activists aiming to shake humanity out of its complacency, others argue for a calmer and more rational approach to the unavoidable.

One member of the levelheaded camp is Hans von Storch, 57, a prominent climate researcher who is director of the Institute for Coastal Research at the GKSS Research Center in Geesthacht in northern Germany. "We have to take away people's fear of climate change," Storch told DER SPIEGEL in a recent interview. "Unfortunately many scientists see themselves too much as priests whose job it is to preach moralistic sermons to people."

Keeping a cool head is a good idea because, for one thing, we can no longer completely prevent climate change. No matter how much governments try to reduce carbon dioxide emissions, it will only be possible to limit the rise in global temperatures to about 2 degrees Celsius (3.6 degrees Fahrenheit) by the end of the century. But even this moderate warming would likely have far fewer apocalyptic consequences than many a prophet of doom would have us believe.

For one thing, the more paleontologists and geologists study the history of the earth's climate, the more clearly do they recognize just how much temperatures have fluctuated in both directions in the past. Even major fluctuations appear to be completely natural phenomena.

Additionally, some environmentalists doubt that the large-scale extinction of animals and plants some have predicted will in fact come about. "A warmer climate helps promote species diversity," says Munich zoologist Josef Reichholf.

Also, more detailed simulations have allowed climate researchers to paint a considerably less dire picture than in the past -- gone is the talk of giant storms, the melting of the Antarctic ice shield and flooding of major cities.

Improved regionalized models also show that climate change can bring not only drawbacks, but also significant benefits, especially in northern regions of the world where it has been too cold and uncomfortable for human activity to flourish in the past. However it is still a taboo to express this idea in public.

For example, countries like Canada and Russia can look forward to better harvests and a blossoming tourism industry, and the only distress the Scandinavians will face is the guilty conscience that could come with benefiting from global warming.

There is no doubt that there will be droughts in other parts of the world, especially in subtropical regions. But the widespread assumption that it is developing countries -- that is, the world's poor -- who will, as always, be the ones to suffer is incorrect. According to current predictions, precipitation in large parts of Africa will hardly decrease at all, except in the southern part of the continent. In fact, these same forecasts show the Sahel, traditionally a region beset by drought and famine, actually becoming wetter.

By contrast, some wealthy industrialized nations -- in fact, those principally responsible for climate change -- will likely face growing problems related to drought. The world's new drought zones lie in the southern United States and Australia, but also in Mediterranean countries like Spain, Italy and Greece.

All of this will lead to a major shift within Europe, potentially leading to tough times for southern Spain's mega-resorts and boom times for hotels along the North Sea and Baltic Sea coasts. While the bulk of summer vacationers will eventually lose interest in roasting on Spain's Costa del Sol, Mediterranean conditions could prevail between the German North Sea island of Sylt and Bavaria's Lake Starnberg. The last few weeks of spring in Germany offered a taste of what's to come, as sun-loving crowds packed Berlin's urban beach bars and Munich's beer gardens.

The predicted temperature increase of 3 degrees Celsius would mean that summers in Hamburg, not far from the North Sea coast, would be as warm as they are today in the southwestern city of Freiburg, while conditions in Freiburg would be more like those in Marseille today. Germany will undoubtedly be one of the beneficiaries of climate change. Perhaps palm trees will be growing on the island of Helgoland in the North Sea soon, and German citizens will be saving billions in heating costs -- which in turn would lead to a reduction in CO2 emissions.

But climate change will also have its drawbacks. While German summers will be less rainy, fall and winter rainfall in the country's north will increase by up to 30 percent -- and snow will be a thing of the past. Heavy downpours will also become more common. To avoid flooding, steps will have to be taken to provide better drainage for fields and farmlands, as well as to restore natural flood plains.

Meanwhile, the Kiel Institute for World Economics warns that higher temperatures could mean thousands of heat-related deaths every year. But the extrapolations that lead to this dire prediction are based on the mortality rate in the unusually hot summer of 2003, for which Germans were wholly unprepared. But if hot summer days do become the norm, people will simply adjust by taking siestas and installing air-conditioning.

The medical benefits of higher average temperatures have also been ignored. According to Richard Tol, an environmental economist, "warming temperatures will mean that in 2050 there will be about 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses like the flu."

Another widespread fear about global warming -- that it will cause super-storms that could devastate towns and villages with unprecedented fury -- also appears to be unfounded. Current long-term simulations, at any rate, do not suggest that such a trend will in fact materialize.

"According to our computer model, neither the number nor intensity of storms is increasing," says Jochem Marotzke, director of the Hamburg-based Max Planck Institute for Meteorology, one of the world's leading climate research centers. "Only the boundaries of low-pressure zones are changing slightly, meaning that weather is becoming more severe in Scandinavia and less so in the Mediterranean."

According to another persistent greenhouse legend, massive flooding will strike major coastal cities, raising horrific scenarios of New York, London and Shanghai sinking into the tide. However this horror story is a relic of the late 1980s, when climate simulations were far less precise than they are today. At the time, some experts believed that the Antarctic ice shield could melt, which would in fact lead to a dramatic 60-meter (197-foot) rise in sea levels. The nuclear industry quickly seized upon and publicized the scenario, which it recognized as an argument in favor of its emissions-free power plants.

But it quickly became apparent that the horrific tale of a melting South Pole was nothing but fiction. The average temperature in the Antarctic is -30 degrees Celsius.[/b[b]] Humanity cannot possibly burn enough oil and coal to melt this giant block of ice. On the contrary, current climate models suggest that the Antarctic will even increase in mass: Global warming will cause more water to evaporate, and part of that moisture will fall as snow over Antarctica, causing the ice shield to grow. As a result, the total rise in sea levels would in fact be reduced by about 5 cm (2 inches).

It's a different story in the warmer regions surrounding the North Pole. According to an American study published last week, the Arctic could be melting even faster than previously assumed. But because the Arctic sea ice already floats in the water, its melting will have virtually no effect on sea levels.

Nevertheless, sea levels will rise worldwide as higher temperatures cause the water in the oceans to expand. In addition, more water will flow into the ocean with the gradual thawing of the Greenland ice sheet. All things considered, however, in the current IPCC report climatologists are predicting a rise in sea levels of only about 40 centimeters (16 inches) -- compared with the previous estimate of about one meter (more than three feet). A 40-centimeter rise in sea levels will hardly result in more catastrophic flooding. "We have more computer models and better ones today, and the prognoses have become more precise as a result," explains Peter Lemke of the Alfred Wegener Institute for Polar and Marine Research in the northern German port city of Bremerhaven.

Some researchers do, however, estimate that regional effects could produce an 80-centimeter (31-inch) rise in the sea level along Germany's North Sea coast. This will lead to higher storm surges -- a problem the local population, already accustomed to severe weather, could easily address by building taller dikes.

Another comforting factor -- especially for poorer countries like Bangladesh -- is that none of these changes will happen overnight, but gradually over several decades. "We still have enough time to react," says Storch.

In short, the longer researchers allow their supercomputers to crunch the numbers, the more does the expected deluge dissipate. A rise in sea levels of several meters could only occur if Greenland were largely ice-free, but this is something scientists don't expect to happen for at least a few more centuries or even millennia. This lengthy timeframe raises the question of whether the current prognoses are even reliable.

A healthy dose of skepticism is a good idea, especially when scientists become all too confident and make themselves out to be oracles. But there can be a wide gap between their predictions and the end result -- a fundamental weakness of all computer simulations that present only incomplete pictures of reality.

In the early years, for example, computer modelers underestimated the influence of aerosols, especially the sulfur particles that are released into the atmosphere during the combustion of oil and coal or during volcanic eruptions. These pollution particles block sunlight and thus cause significant cooling. The failure to adequately take aerosols into account explains why earlier models predicted a more drastic rise in temperatures than those in use today. One major unknown in the predictions depends on how quickly countries like China will filter out the pollutants from their power plant emissions -- if the air becomes cleaner it will also heat up more rapidly.

Other factors that can either weaken or strengthen the greenhouse effect are still not fully understood today. For example, will the carbon dioxide trapped in the world's oceans be released as the water heats up, thereby accelerating global warming? And how much faster do land plants and sea algae grow in a milder climate? Plant proliferation could bind more carbon dioxide -- and serve to slow down the greenhouse effect.

But the main problem lies in correctly calculating the effects of clouds. The tops of clouds act as mirrors in the sky, reflecting sunlight back into space -- thus cooling the planet. But the bottom sides keep the heat radiated by the earth from escaping into the atmosphere -- causing temperatures to rise.

Which of the two effects predominates depends primarily on the altitude at which clouds form. Simply put, low clouds tend to promote cooling while high clouds increase warming. So far scientists agree on only one thing, namely that more clouds will form in a greenhouse climate. They just don't know at which altitude.

Even the most powerful computer models are still too imprecise to simulate the details. However, the clouds alone will determine whether temperatures will increase by one degree more or less than the average predicted by the models. This is a significant element of uncertainty. "Clouds are still our biggest headache," concedes Erich Roeckner of the Max Planck Institute for Meteorology.

Roeckner is a conscientious man and a veteran of climate research, so he, of all people, should know the limits of simulation programs. Roeckner, who constantly expects surprises, neatly sums up the problem when he says: "No model will ever be as complex as nature."

Translated from the German by Christopher Sultan

Тук се сблъскване до поредната супер-утопия, която се използва от определени кръгове за да се печелят пари.

Ето и мнение на един от Големите на нашето Време:

Freedom, not climate, is at risk

By Vaclav Klaus

Published: June 13 2007 17:44 | Last updated: June 13 2007 17:44

We are living in strange times. One exceptionally warm winter is enough – irrespective of the fact that in the course of the 20th century the global temperature increased only by 0.6 per cent – for the environmentalists and their followers to suggest radical measures to do something about the weather, and to do it right now.

The author Michael Crichton stated it clearly: “the greatest challenge facing mankind is the challenge of distinguishing reality from fantasy, truth from propaganda”. I feel the same way, because global warming hysteria has become a prime example of the truth versus propaganda problem. It requires courage to oppose the “established” truth, although a lot of people – including top-class scientists – see the issue of climate change entirely differently. They protest against the arrogance of those who advocate the global warming hypothesis and relate it to human activities.

As someone who lived under communism for most of his life, I feel obliged to say that I see the biggest threat to freedom, democracy, the market economy and prosperity now in ambitious environmentalism, not in communism. This ideology wants to replace the free and spontaneous evolution of mankind by a sort of central (now global) planning.

The environmentalists ask for immediate political action because they do not believe in the long-term positive impact of economic growth and ignore both the technological progress that future generations will undoubtedly enjoy, and the proven fact that the higher the wealth of society, the higher is the quality of the environment. They are Malthusian pessimists.

The scientists should help us and take into consideration the political effects of their scientific opinions. They have an obligation to declare their political and value assumptions and how much they have affected their selection and interpretation of scientific evidence.

Does it make any sense to speak about warming of the Earth when we see it in the context of the evolution of our planet over hundreds of millions of years? Every child is taught at school about temperature variations, about the ice ages, about the much warmer climate in the Middle Ages. All of us have noticed that even during our life-time temperature changes occur (in both directions).

Due to advances in technology, increases in disposable wealth, the rationality of institutions and the ability of countries to organise themselves, the adaptability of human society has been radically increased. It will continue to increase and will solve any potential consequences of mild climate changes.

I agree with Professor Richard Lindzen from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, who said: “future generations will wonder in bemused amazement that the early 21st century’s developed world went into hysterical panic over a globally averaged temperature increase of a few tenths of a degree, and, on the basis of gross exaggerations of highly uncertain computer projections combined into implausible chains of inference, proceeded to contemplate a roll-back of the industrial age”.

The issue of global warming is more about social than natural sciences and more about man and his freedom than about tenths of a degree Celsius changes in average global temperature.

As a witness to today’s worldwide debate on climate change, I suggest the following:
■Small climate changes do not demand far-reaching restrictive measures
■Any suppression of freedom and democracy should be avoided
■Instead of organising people from above, let us allow everyone to live as he wants
■Let us resist the politicisation of science and oppose the term “scientific consensus”, which is always achieved only by a loud minority, never by a silent majority
■Instead of speaking about “the environment”, let us be attentive to it in our personal behaviour
■Let us be humble but confident in the spontaneous evolution of human society. Let us trust its rationality and not try to slow it down or divert it in any direction
■Let us not scare ourselves with catastrophic forecasts, or use them to defend and promote irrational interventions in human lives.

The writer is President of the Czech Republic

Та така. Внимавайте на какво вярвате. Прогресът на хората не трябва да бъде жертвам в името на зеленото.




И сега за един от най-големите столични проблеми, а именно - Кучетата.

Абсолютно подкрепям избиването им. Бездомните кучета трябва да бъдат умъртвени. Причини много. Болести, Замърсяване, най-вече че са опасни. За тези които не могат да раздават шутове. Аз също се разправям така с наглите песове от махалата. Отделно от един хедшот с камък.

Обаче наистина не се издържа това. Тръгваш си съвсем спокойно и срещу теб - пес, с изплезен език и празни очи. Лае, все едно си му взел яденето и ти се хвърля. Не ми казвайте, че такива ще се оправят с кастрация. Това с намаляването на агресивността са абсолютни простотии. Само смърт и това е.

Като ги пуснат пак - отново от същото.

И износ за Виетнам.

един незелен и съответно немодерен блог. Сори.


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Вторник, 2009, Май 26

Евгений Шмидт - К.Л.С.




Что это?
Мечты?
Иллюзии?
Наваждение?
Восьмое марта – это известно...
И День рождения?
Включаю комп, ищу иконку…
В ответ молчание…
Лишь взгляд загадочный...
И пустота моего состояния…
Ты где?
Тишина…
Оборванный нерв инета…
Бесцельно брожу в толпе неспящих…
Где ты?
Натыкаюсь на чьи-то слова и мысли.
Пытаюсь шутить…
И вновь на иконку…
С кем-то общаюсь…
Выражаюсь числами…
Времени густой сироп…
Жду…
Сколько?!
В твой город по гуглу...
Что-то не так...
И сердца ритм с полетом не в такт…
Твой город внизу незнакомо притих…
Так много окон вокруг…
Какое из них?
Что это?
Мечты?
Иллюзии?
Наваждение?
Нечаянность?
Бездна?
Мое совпадение?
Твой праздник двойной…
Цветы…
Пожелания…
И тихая грусть моего ожидания…


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Понеделник, 2009, Май 25

30-те Най-Култови Образи в Киното - Обобщение



Нека, сега, обобщим нашата класация. Можете да видите всяка част, като кликнете на десятката и:

Част I: 30 - 21

30. The Alien
29. Lestat
28. Mr. Blonde
27. V
26. The Terminator
25. Maximus Decimus Meridius
24. Michael Corleone
23. Forrest Gump
22. Jules Winnfield
21. El Gato

Част II: 20 - 11

20. The Predator
19. Wolverine
18. Wall-E
17. Neo
16. John McClane
15. James Bond
14. Dr. Hannibal Lecter
13. John Milton
12. Marv
11. Harry Callahan

Част III: 10 - 1

10.Aragorn
9. Tyler Durden
8. Darth Vader
7. The Joker
6. Indiana Jones
5. Captain Jack Sparrow
4. Doc Holliday
3. Vito Corleone
2. Tony Montana
1. Joe Gideon

Annnd the Honorable Mentions:


Freddy Krueger - Robert Englund - A Nightmare On Elm Street 1-6
Randal Graves - Jeff Anderson - Clerks
Jack Torrance - Jack Nicholson - Sunshine
Snake Plisskin - Kurt Russell - Escape From New York, Escape From L.A.
Tommy Devito - Joe Pesci - Goodfellas
Luke - Paul Newman - Cool Hand Luke
Tony Stark - Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man
Blade - Wesley Snipes - Blade
Travis Bickle - Robert De Niro - Taxi Driver
Alex DeLarge - Malcolm McDowell - A Clockwork Orange
The Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Ellen Ripley - Sigourney Weaver - Alien 1-4
Martin Riggs - Mel Gibson - Lethal Weapon 1-4
Anton Chigurh - Javier Bardem - No Country For Old Men

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Неделя, 2009, Май 24

30-те Най-Култови Образи в Киното #3





10.Aragorn



Изигран от: Viggo Mortensen
Във Филмите: "The Lord of the Rings" Trilogy
Цитат: "Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!* "
Защо е тук: Трагичния и драматичен образ на Краля, който се завръща, изправя се срещу съдбата и срещу невъзможни залози и накрая сяда отново на трона си. Брадясал индивид, който чука елфическа мацка. Е, как да не попадне в този списък?


9. Tyler Durden



Изигран от: Brad Pitt
Във Филмите: "Fight Club"
Цитат: "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
Защо е тук: Защото мъжете искат да са като него, а жените искат да спят с него. Nuff said.


8. Darth Vader



Изигран от: David Prowse / James Earl Jones (глас)
Във Филмите: "Star Wars" 4-6
Цитат: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Защо е тук: Огромна, облечена в черен метал фигура с гърлен, машинен глас и всяваща страх във всички около себе си. И за бога....Имперския Марш!!!


7. The Joker



Изигран от: Heath Ledger
Във Филмите: "The Dark Knight"
Цитат: "You know the thing about chaos? It's fair."
Защо е тук: Защото е завършен анархист, защото е наистина сила на природата, луда, неотразима, азщото е реквиемът на Хийт Леджър и защото...този Жокер засенчи, дори титаничния Джак Никълсън.


6. Indiana Jones



Изигран от: Harrison Ford
Във Филмите: "Indiana Jones" 1 -4
Цитат: "It's not the years, honey - it's the mileage."
Защо е тук: Защото е класическия образ на приключенеца и защото никога не си оставя шапката.


5. Captain Jack Sparrow



Изигран от: Johnny Depp
Във Филмите: "Pirates Of The Caribbean" 1-3
Цитат: "The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?"
Защо е тук: Защото е най-забавния образ появявал се в киното въобще, това съчетано с огромния талант на Джони Деп.


4. Doc Holliday



Изигран от: Val Kilmer
Във Филмите: "Tombstone"
Цитат: And so she walked out of our lives forever.
Защо е тук: Женкар, Пиянде, фаталистично, черно чувство за хумор и същото за чест. Док Холидей.


3. Vito Corleone



Изигран от: Marlon Brando
Във Филмите: "The Godfather"
Цитат: "What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you."
Защо е тук: Образът на Марлон Брандо е символ на ганстер от старата школа. Италианската. С чест и любов към семейството, изграден от справедливи решения.


2. Tony Montana



Изигран от: Al Pacino
Във Филмите: "Scarface"
Цитат: "All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no-one."
Защо е тук: Защото съществува само едно нещо. Der Wille zur Macht.

1. Joe Gideon



Изигран от: Roy Scheider
Във Филмите: "All That Jazz"
Цитат: "To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting."
Защо е тук: Дотук в списъка имахме лоши момчета, имахме гангстери, дори шизофреници. Но никой не е толкова безкомпромисно култов и фаталистичен като Гидиън.

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Събота, 2009, Май 23

30-те Най-Култови Образи в Киното #2




Продължаваме с:

20. The Predator



Изигран от: Kevin Peter Hall
Във Филмите: "Predator" 1 & 2, AvP 1 & 2
Цитат: Anytime.
Защо е тук: Защото е другият велик сай-фай, хорър образ азедно с пришълеца. И заради цялостната концепция на космическия ловец и заради чувството за чест, в честната борба.


19. Wolverine



Изигран от: Hugh Jackman
Във Филмите: X-MEN Trilogy + Origins: Wolverine
Цитат: I'm coming for blood, no code of conduct, no law.
Защо е тук: Защото е шибан фън, да разцепваш, разсичаш, накълцваш и така нататък разни индивиди с две тройки, ама не кебапчета с гарнитура, ами адамантиеви нокти. И защото е лош, брадясал индивид, ритащ задници, без много да се замисли.


18. Wall-E



Изигран от: Ben Burtt (глас)
Във Филмите: "Wall-E"
Цитат: "Ta-dah!"
Защо е тук: Защото събира в себе си толкова много различни значения и скрити препратки, че чак прелива. Плюс това в него има от всичко по малко. Упоритост, чистота, надежда и хайде спирам, че заприлича на глупаво есе по литература.


17. Neo



Изигран от: Keanu Reeves
Във Филмите: The Matrix 1, 2, 3
Цитат:"I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible."
Защо е тук: Защото има класическия героичен образ и класическото пътешествие на героя си. И защото Матрицата промени представите за кино на хората. И защото е куул да раздаваш ритници с тъмни очила и черни дрехи.


16. John McClane



Изигран от: Bruce Willis
Във Филмите: "Die Hard" 1-4
Цитат: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
Защо е тук: Тук беше началото на не-чак-толкова-праволинейните-eкшън-герои. Обаче това не променя факта, че Брус Уилис тук е badass motherfucker отвсякъде.


15. James Bond



Изигран от: Sean Connery
Във Филмите: James Bond series
Цитат: "Now, Pussy, you know a lot more about planes than guns. That's a Smith and Wesson 45, and if you fire at me at this close range, the bullet will pass through me and the fuselage like a blowtorch through butter. The cabin will depressurize, and we'll both be sucked into outer space together. If that's how you want to enter the United States, you're welcome. As for me, I prefer the easy way."
"Goldfinger"
Защо е тук: Мартини. Стилен костюм. Хубави жени. И разрешително да убива.



14. Dr. Hannibal Lecter



Изигран от: Sir Anthony Hopkins
Във Филмите: "The Silence Of The Lambs", "Hannibal", "Red Dragon"
Цитат: "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
Защо е тук: Защото е крайъгълен камък в образа на класическия сериен убиц. Интелигентен социопат, без някаква физика, но с брилянтен ум и животински....апетит.


13. John Milton



Изигран от: Al Pacino
Във Филмите: "The Devil's Advocate" Цитат: "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!"
Защо е тук: Чували ли сте израза..култово като Дявола?! Ами ето го.


12. Marv



Изигран от: Mickey Rourke
Във Филмите: "Sin City"
Цитат: "The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie."
Защо е тук: Защото говори с басов тембър, защото е от Лошите и защото му пука само за един-единствен човек и е готов да мине през реки от кръв за да изпълни целите си.


11. Harry Callahan



Изигран от: Clint Eastwood
Във Филмите: "Dirty Harry"
Цитат: "When I see a grown man chasing a woman down an alleyway with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross."
Защо е тук: Защото е почти фашист, защото има Магнум .44 и заради do you feel lucky...punk? И...това е Клинт Йистууд по-дяволите!!!

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Петък, 2009, Май 22

30-те Най-Култови Образи в Киното #1




Хрумна ми идея да направя списък с най-великите образи в киното. А каквото ми хрумне, обикновено го правя. И така:

Започваме с:

30. The Alien (Пришълецът)



Изигран от: От какво, по-дяволите?
Във Филмите: Alien 1-4
Цитат: "Groooarh" (и писък на умираща котка)
Защо е тук: Защото е един от символите на хоръра, излязъл от болното въображение на Гайгър. Въплъщава повечето от човешките страхове. Всички.


29. Lestat



(Не става дума за онзи провал "Queen of the Damned")
Изигран от: Tom Cruise
Във Филмите: "Interview with a vampire"
Цитат: "Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."
Защо е тук: Защото е въплъщение на всичко, което прави вампирите, толкова култови. За справка си пуснете Godsmack - Vampires


28. Mr. Blonde



Изигран от: Michael Madsen
Във Филмите: Reservoir Dogs
Цитат: "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
Защо е тук: Защото е пълен, абсолютен, завършен психопат, но най-вече защото се наслаждава на това.


27. V



Изигран от: Hugo Weaving
Във Филмите: "V for Vendetta"
Цитат: "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof"
Защо е тук: "Заради невероятните му лексикални умения, заради монолозите и разбира се заради символизма, който носи. Директно от комикса на Алън Мур"


26. The Terminator



Изигран от: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Във Филмите: "Terminator" 1, 2, 3
Цитат: "I`ll be back"
Защо е тук: Писах наскоро за Терминаторите. Това е. Култов badass motherfucker. Asta la vista, baby!!!


25. Maximus Decimus Meridius



Изигран от: Russell Crowe
Във Филмите: "Gladiator"
Цитат: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Защо е тук: Цитатът, май казва всичко.


24. Michael Corleone



Изигран от: Al Pacino
Във Филмите: "The Godfather" 1, 2, 3
Цитат:
Защо е тук: Винаги последният Кръстник ми е бил най-любимият. Особено финалът. Ал Пачино е невероятне за пореден път. Като се започне от разстрела на Турчина и Ченгето в филм едно, та до падането от стола на финала на третата част.


23. Forrest Gump




Изигран от: Tom Hanks
Във Филмите: "Forrest Gump"
Цитат: "Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get."
Защо е тук: Защото може да е идиот, но е идиот с огромно сърце, и защото Том Ханкс прави най-добрата си роля.


22. Jules Winnfield



Изигран от: Samuel L. Jackson
Във Филмите: "Pulp Fiction"
Цитат: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Ezekiel 25:17
Защо е тук: Убиването на хора, никога, никога не е било толкова култово, толкова тарантиновско, колкото като Самюъл. Л. Джаксън. И с толкова невероятен речник.


21. El Gato



Изигран от: Antonio Banderas (глас)
Във Филмите: "Shrek" 1 & 2
Цитат:
Puss in Boots: [talking to a female kitten] It's out of my hands, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny. But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life.
Female kitty cat: Meeaow.
Puss in Boots: [to several kitty cats] As are you... And, uh, you... And, oops, you... And I... err... I don't know you but I'd like to.
A bunch of female, angry, kitty cats: Meeaow.
Puss in Boots: I gotta go!
Защо е тук: Защото е есенцията на това, което щяха да бъдат котките, ако можеха да говорят. Малко надменни, малко преиграващи, много артистични, с добро чувство за хумор. И заради онзи поглед...

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Четвъртък, 2009, Май 21

Google Wave


За вълните и още нещо.

Google са ми може би най-любимата фирма, поне в IT бранша. Политиката им не е да изцеди и последната паричка от потребителя, сайтовете им са изчистени, функционални и user-friendly.

Сега пуснаха и превю на новото си приложение, а именно - Google Wave. За какво става дума.

Ето тук можете да научите повече.

А и ето го developer preview:




Wave е едновременно документ и разговор. Нещо средно между форум и чат. С възможности за редактиране, за включване на нови потребители, частни разговори. С елементи на социална мрежа и възможност да се интегрират видео файлове и изображения. Текста може да се обработва едновременно от много потребители. Плюс това има интегриран речник и grammar check. и не на последно място - Wave ще е open source и напълно безплатен.

Е как, да не им се радваш на Google Inc.?!

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